Daughter of Lust
50 More things that Nue Houjuu is no longer allowed to do.

asknueidentified:

01-50

  1. Fire sale is not literal.
  2. There is no “Myouren fairyball invitational”.
  3. No attempting to “hook up” with temple visitors during sutra readings.
  4. Illusionary laugh tracks are forbidden.
  5. Might makes right is not a tenet of Buddhism.
  6. Not even if you’re smiling at the time.
  7. Not allowed to convince someone to name their child “Ponzi”.
  8. You do not need 2000 copies of the same sutra scroll.
  9. History is not subjective, stop teaching the village children otherwise.
  10. The guest pantry is not for storing 200 bottles of “rainbow hair dye”.
  11. Anti-Kasha funeral rites do not involve catapults.
  12. Your seeds-of-non-identification are toys to be given to children.
  13. Toothpaste and hair conditioner are not interchangeable.
  14. You are not allowed to respond to a jury summons.
  15. No convincing all the guests to a potluck that they’re the ones in charge of bringing the booze.
  16. Buddhism is not closet Shinkism.
  17. Nor does Shinki live in Byakuren’s closet.
  18. Shou does not have collection of whips and riding crops.
  19. If your idea for a prank involves the words “Taco Tuesday” you are not allowed to do it.
  20. Fireworks are not the solution to everything.
  21. No telling war stories from wars that didn’t happen.
  22. Meditation is not the same as narcolepsy.
  23. If it combusts at room temperature, don’t bring it into the temple.
  24. No trading places with Mamizou just to get out of doing your own laundry.
  25. Byakuren is not a “great old one”.
  26. Not allowed in the men’s bath house even if disguised as a man.
  27. Not allowed to start protesting the“sexism inherent in the system.”
  28. Uzan is not proof that Ichirin is lethally good at sex.
  29. Trying to eat sutra scrolls will be it’s own punishment.
  30. Pointing out logical inconsistencies in Buddhist dogma is wrong.
  31. Cleaning day should not involve catapults.
  32. Cleaning day should not REQUIRE catapults.
  33. A full house at sutra readings is not to be referred to as a“Danmaku arena”
  34. “Do your laundry” does not mean set it on fire and buy new clothing.
  35. “Between the sheets” does not need to be added to the end of every sentence Byakuren says.
  36. Using your seeds to cancel out the Westermarck effect is WRONG.
  37. No convincing the fairies around the village to wear gimp masks.
  38. Not allowed to buy Byakuren two Sulidae-Sula just so you can use the phrase“Byakuren’s Boobies are getting big” without being technically lewd.
  39. Shou cannot be summoned with a can of tuna and a can opener, that one time was a fluke.
  40. Mokou and Cirno will not cause the world to implode if they collide.
  41. Doors are a thing, use them.
  42. No replacing the incense with sparklers.
  43. !!For science!! is not an excuse for anything.
  44. The following are not acceptable mantras:  “Bacon”, “bored”, “stripper pole” and “20% sale at the Kourindou.”
  45. Oni are not on the “alcoholism-spectrum”
  46. Replacing Nazrin’s cigarettes with glow sticks is a bad idea.
  47. Stories telling of conflicts between the Buddhists and the Taoists are not to be titled “wars of the holy harems.”
  1. No convincing Yukari to create gaps in this list.
  2. If the recipe involves imaginary numbers, you are not allowed to cook it.

musesandlilies:

annettesoleil:

"Just because you want one person in particular, doesn’t mean ya can’t go have sex with someone else if it benefits you.~" But Annette’s morals, especially when it comes to sex, are rather warped. Never take sex advice from Annette. “So by all means, sex him to your will all you like.~”

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"He’s honestly not that high on my priority list. But oh, this Hyrule Warriors thing is kind of like being an imp in a magic shop, if you catch my meaning…. Only person I rule out is the bastard Ganondorf." He did cause her a fair amount of trouble, to be fair. Or will cause her. Timey wimey. 

"My, I’ve certainly seen a good amount of that roster… and I must say, I have to agree.~ Alas, I’ve never been so fortunate as to get anywhere close.~ You lucky thing, you."

dark-seductress-midna:

annettesoleil started following dark-seductress-midna

"And what’s your name sweetie?"

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"Annette Soleil, the second and current generation Sin Youkai of Lust.~" Annette placed a hand to her chest, as she introduced herself, title and all. It was pretty obvious that she was flaunting. "Nice to meetcha, miss dark princess whatever-your-name-is.~"

musesandlilies:

annettesoleil:

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"Well of course it is. You don’t think someone like me wouldn’t realize that~? It’s kinda my thing.” Annette hasn’t really been controlling anyone with sex lately. She happens to be a blatant liar.

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"My eye is on someone else,” were it in a text bubble, those words would’ve been a different color, “but if it means expanding my influence I’m not above stroking the boy’s ego.”

"Just because you want one person in particular, doesn’t mean ya can’t go have sex with someone else if it benefits you.~" But Annette’s morals, especially when it comes to sex, are rather warped. Never take sex advice from Annette. “So by all means, sex him to your will all you like.~”

musesandlilies:

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"Not precisely true. But sex does make people easier to control."

"Well of course it is. You don’t think someone like me wouldn’t realize that~? It’s kinda my thing.” Annette hasn’t really been controlling anyone with sex lately. She happens to be a blatant liar.

Everyone wants to fuck Link. That seems to be my Hyrule Warriors experience.

ladyofleanbox:image

"Oh look my dress doll. I have a new outfit for you. it consist of tight black leather and very tight mask. doesn’t that sound like fun~"

"I’ll pass, thanks… leather is too stuffy for me. It gets way too sweaty in those sorts of things, and it’s super gross. I’m fine with what I’m wearing now, really.~"